HOLY FUCK!!! BLOG!!!

Here it is. My blog.

I'm not a great writer, nor have I ever claimed to be. But, after much pressure from my wife, I have started this blog.

A couple disclaimers before we get into the meaty bits:

1. Do not read or subscribe to this blog if you are easily offended, or have parents that don't want your precious innocence besmirched.

If I'm going to have a blog, it sure as hell isn't going to be censored by my subconscious or you. So, don't stick around if you're gonna get all upety about anything, you baby faced little fuck.

2. There will be nerdery!!! 
I don't intend for this to be a nerd blog. I'm not going to write solely about Star Wars and D&D, but, as this blog is about me, these extremely nerdy subjects will find their way into my posts.

This is your chance to back out now . . . .

Ok. If you're still around, look at the picture below of Christopher Lee (r.i.p.) as Saruman with a guitar. Keep looking. KEEP LOOKING.

EL MANIFESTO DE JAY!!

I've had a long history of writing rants on Facebook. They've usually revolved around my in the moment reactions to social indecencies in the world around me on the street, on the subway, out of my window, at movie theatres, etc.

The time has come to make a central location for these rants. No longer will they be lost in the fucktardery of Facebook, awaiting your thumb swipe of ignorance.

Here they be. For your viewing pleasure.

I intend to put my Facebookian updates here, as well as write an article when it strikes my fancy. I may also repost old Facebook updates of mine. . .for content.

Welcome, and fuck you.